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Offline Aussie Challenger

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American History
« on: September 23, 2020 - 11:25:07 PM »
 AMERICAN HISTORY LESSON 

     The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
     
     She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up:
 
     "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
     
     "Very good! Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'?"
     
     Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

     "Excellent!" said the teacher, continuing. "Let's try one a bit more difficult. Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?"
     
     Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. Kennedy, 1961."
     
     The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do."
     
     She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."
     
     "Who said that? I want to know right now!" ...she angrily demanded.
     
     Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
     
     At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
     
     The teacher glares around and asks, "All right! Now who said that?"
     
     Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
     
     Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
     
     Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the  teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
     
     The teacher fainted.
     
     As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're screwed!"
     
     Little Akio said quietly, "The American public if (Censored) gets elected.   (had to censor or maybe somebody would get offended)
Dave




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Re: American History
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2020 - 02:59:12 PM »
Not many left here to get offended . . . good one! 

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Re: American History
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2020 - 06:19:27 PM »
Not many left here to get offended . . . good one! 
Yes I agree but this once great site needs all the help it can get to keep the few.

Great news I received notification of these replies, this has been one of the reasons I haven't needed to come here.   :clapping:
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Re: American History
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2020 - 10:59:49 PM »
Well boys, you could have a total dick like we've got in Canada. THAT'D stop your farting in church, eh?!  :cheers: