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Offline Topcat

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Taxi driver
« on: December 23, 2016 - 11:33:35 am »
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She said, "Most of them become taxi drivers."
Mike, Fremont, CA.





Offline AARTA340

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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2016 - 06:24:32 pm »
Great ending line, didn't see that one coming! :cheers:

Offline Beekeeper

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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2016 - 09:51:49 pm »
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Offline js29no

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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2016 - 01:13:44 pm »
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Offline Aussie Challenger

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Re: Taxi driver
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2016 - 04:00:33 pm »
Those that don't become TAXI Drivers become Politicians.   :bigsmile:   :roflsmiley:
Dave