Author Topic: You can run and hide, but they will find you!  (Read 1075 times)

Offline AARTA340

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You can run and hide, but they will find you!
« on: November 19, 2016 - 12:07:04 am »
An old couple were sitting in the plane on their way to Hawaii to celebrate



Suddenly the pilot made an announcement: Dear passengers, unfortunately I have some bad news. One of our engines has failed and we will be making an emergency landing. Thankfully there is a deserted island nearby, where we should be able to land on the beach. The odds of being rescued however, are very low and it is likely that we will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, they managed to land the plane safely on the island.

Shortly after landing, the husband asked his wife: Honey, did you pay the bill for the car repairs?

She answered: No, I forgot to.

Still shocked from the landing, he asked a little longer: Have the credit card bills been paid?

She answered: Oh no, sorry, I forgot them as well.

Not long after, he asked: One more thing, what about the doctors bill from last week?

Forgive me, Love, that completely slipped my mind too.

The man grabs his wife and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years When he let go, she asked: What was that for?

He answered: Theyll find us!






Offline Katfish

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Re: You can run and hide, but they will find you!
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2016 - 08:01:01 am »
oh so true.......................................ha

Offline js29no

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Re: You can run and hide, but they will find you!
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2016 - 10:32:20 am »
 :grinyes:

Offline HP_Cuda

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Re: You can run and hide, but they will find you!
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2016 - 03:15:13 pm »
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Offline Aussie Challenger

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Re: You can run and hide, but they will find you!
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2016 - 04:39:14 am »
Sad but true....   :bigsmile:   :roflsmiley:
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