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Offline 67vertman

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Before and after marriage...
« on: May 08, 2017 - 01:58:05 pm »
It has been awhile since we had a new joke so.........

Husband and wife.....
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.



Ron - Born and raised in Southern California

I got the 1970 Cuda, but still need the hot blonde to ride shotgun!

First car -1969 Road Runner 383 4sp

Current ride - 1970 Barracuda 440-6 4 sp Dana 60  (4:10)




Offline plumcrazzy

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Re: Before and after marriage...
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2017 - 08:41:44 pm »
 :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley: :roflsmiley:

Offline Katfish

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Re: Before and after marriage...
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2017 - 08:52:50 pm »
Only funny because it's oh so true.....

Offline 340challconvert

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Re: Before and after marriage...
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2017 - 09:57:58 am »
That was great!
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Offline TelisSE440

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Re: Before and after marriage...
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2017 - 01:11:09 pm »
 :smilielol:   :roflsmiley:

Offline HalRam

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Re: Before and after marriage...
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2017 - 12:42:14 pm »
That's hilarious. I'm going to pass this around. Thanks for sharing.